Under budget, over the top
Secret Santa Title Gifts
The Secret Santa gift that gets read out to the whole office. A personalised certificate, properly sealed, with a registry number nobody expects.
Ordered and delivered in minutes, on the morning of the office party if need be.
Make Me A Lord
Certificate of Nobility
This certifies the elevation of
Lord Your Name Here
entered into the Make Me A Lord Title Registry with all the ceremony the occasion demands, and none of the paperwork.
Issued
Upon issue
Title No.
ML-PREVIEW
Issued under the seal of the Registry · Series ML
Why a title works as a secret santa gift
Secret Santa rewards two things: a low price and a good reveal. A sealed certificate elevating a colleague to Lord or Lady of their own estate delivers both, and it beats a novelty mug that goes straight in the kitchen cupboard.
The joke lands because the document does not look like a joke. Formal type, a gold trust seal, a burgundy wax stamp and a real registry number they can look up in front of everyone.
Print it, put it in an envelope, and let them open it at the table. It is the only Secret Santa gift we know of that gets framed.
Three ways to give it
Print and seal it in an envelope
Hand-delivered, opened at the desk, read out by lunchtime. No wrapping, no postage.
Match the title to the person
Choose the rank that fits their reputation. Half the fun is in the casting.
Add a straight-faced message
Your private message is typeset onto the certificate in formal type, which is where it becomes properly funny.
Secret Santa gift questions
Does it suit a small Secret Santa budget?
Yes. A single title is our entry price with no postage on top, and the add-ons are entirely optional.
Can I stay anonymous?
Easily. Print it and leave it on their desk, or send it with a message that does not name you. Nothing in the documents identifies the buyer.
Is it just a printed page?
There is more to it. Every title gets a certificate, a permanent entry in our public registry and a plot on the digital estate map, with optional extras like the ceremonial deed.
Every order
What your secret santa gift includes
Wax-sealed print-ready certificate
A personalised A4 PDF in your chosen design, struck with the official wax stamp and generated the moment your order completes.
Registry number for life
Your own ML-number, permanently entered into the Make Me A Lord Title Registry and carrying the gold trust seal.
Shareable title page
A public page for your title that looks handsome in every group chat and never expires.
Instant digital delivery
No postage, no waiting. Download immediately and re-download any time from your account.
Your document pack
Every document in the gift pack
Each title arrives as print-ready PDFs: the certificate, the registry entry and the estate plot, with the ceremonial deed, coat of arms sheet and printable gift pages available alongside.
The samples below are watermarked drafts. The DRAFT wording is added for the preview only and never appears on the documents you receive.
Print-ready A4 PDF
Title Certificate
Your personalised Lord, Lady, Baron, Baroness, Duke or Duchess certificate, typeset in your chosen design and struck with the official burgundy wax stamp.
Included with every title
Permanent ML number and title page
Registry Entry
Your title is entered into the Title Registry with its own ML number, verifiable by anyone, plus a handsome shareable title page that never expires.
Included with every title
Your own patch of the map
Digital Estate Plot
Claim a plot anywhere on the United Kingdom estate map, name it, and build it up from cottage to palace over time.
Included with every title
Free printable template, ready to sign
Deed of Change of Name
A blank change-of-name deed you can print, sign in front of a witness and use if you would like to start going by your new style day to day, with a plain-English page explaining exactly how it works and what it cannot do.
Included with every title
The formal declaration of title
Deed of Elevation
A matching one-page deed of title, written in full ceremonial language, declaring your elevation and countersigned by the registry.
Optional extra, £4.99
Coat of arms sheet, gold-foil crest
Armorial Crest Sheet
The full armorial achievement on its own display sheet, and a deeper engraved gold-foil crest treatment applied to your certificate.
Optional extra, £3.99
Printable gift announcement pages
Gift Note & Announcement
An A5 gift note card carrying your private message, plus a print-ready announcement page to hand over on the day or slip into a frame.
Optional extra, £2.99
Every design, not just one
Additional Certificate Design
Receive your title in a second certificate design so you can print one, frame one and keep the file for later.
Optional extra, £2.99
Buy with confidence
Secure checkout, instant delivery, and a promise behind every title
Secure card payment
Checkout is handled entirely by Stripe over an encrypted connection. We never see or store your card details.
Delivered in minutes
Your documents are generated and emailed within a few minutes of payment, any hour of the day.
Free reissue
Spelling wrong, or a change of surname later on? We reissue the whole pack free of charge.
Happiness promise
If your pack is not what you hoped for, get in touch and we will put it right or refund you.
British and independent
Designed, typeset and sealed in the Cotswolds. Your registry entry can be made private at any time.
Real people reply
Email hello@makemealord.co.uk and a human answers, usually the same working day.
Ready when you are
Personalise the certificate, add your private message and choose the day it arrives.
Create a Secret Santa titleMake Me A Lord issues personalised courtesy titles as gifts and keepsakes. They are a piece of fun rather than a British peerage, and they carry no legal standing or official recognition.