Can you actually buy a Lord title?

What you cannot buy

A British peerage, a real Lordship in the House of Lords sense, is granted by the Crown on the advice of government. It is not for sale, it cannot be transferred by a website, and no company can issue one to you for any amount of money.

You should treat any seller implying otherwise with deep suspicion, however much parchment they wave at you.

What you can buy

A novelty or courtesy title: a beautifully produced certificate that styles you as Lord, Lady, Baron, Baroness, Duke or Duchess, issued for entertainment and gifting. That is exactly what we sell, and we say so on every page.

• A personalised certificate you can print and frame
• A permanent registry number in our novelty title registry
• A shareable title page you can send to anyone
• Absolutely no land, no legal standing, no voting rights

So what is the point?

It is a very good gift. It is funny, it looks genuinely handsome on a wall, and it produces a story every time someone spots it. People use it on dinner reservations, in email signatures and in group chats, and it lands every time.

Buy it for the joke and the keepsake. That is the whole promise, and it is a good one.